Nov 17, 2009

Brownies make the best boyfriends

by Tim Mattingly
Twilight’s Edward Cullen is a man of infinite intrigue, causing grown women to swoon and schoolgirls to scream. And while the females chase this fictitious dreamboat, their delusions of love have foundation in fact.

Falling in love with a coffee shop

by Rachel Joseph
I am in love with coffee shops. Notice that I did not say “coffee” or even “caffeine,” but rather the vessel that embodies these wonderful substances. And why do I love thee so? Oh, let me count the ways …

Health care food reform

by Abby Armbruster
Recently, one of the hot-button topics in Washington, D.C., and across the nation is universal health care. But another health care issue has been plaguing America for 10 years — obesity.

From the desk

by Amanda Baker and Amanda Sullivan
Goodbye. My name is Amanda Baker, and I am the editor in chief that will be exiting office after this week. This writing will conclude the two semesters that I have served as editor in chief at the Champion. I can say with complete honesty that I am leaving with mixed feelings.

Turkey text messaging on Thanksgiving

by Katie Bell
How did they survive without Facebook?

A turkey’s right to sue

by Tim Mattingly
Year after year, Turkey gobblers wobble to the slaughter. It is a scene of annual annihilation, painted every November. The artists are American bellies and their tools are the axe and the oven.